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Posted on Monday ~ May 12, 2008 Comments Off
Category: 滋賀, Stupid School Stories, Neehawn
…you know the rest.
Posted on Friday ~ April 25, 2008 1 Comment
Category: 岐阜, Extracurricular Activities, Neehawn
I made the greatest purchase of my life yesterday. First I just saw the shirt, and thought “Awesome! Tacos!” Then I saw what was written on it. Best shirt ever.

Posted on Monday ~ April 21, 2008 2 Comments
Category: Extracurricular Activities, 京都, Neehawn
Me: Yeah, I’m getting tired of anti-Chinese sentiment here. Chinese are the Mexicans of Japan. Mike: Nice. But only if America’s language and culture were based on the Aztec and Mayan cultures. Oh man, Japan, you done got served.
Posted on Tuesday ~ April 15, 2008 2 Comments
Category: Fruits of Boredom
New Vice Principal: Do you like Japan? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! It’s not just an urban legend. My Japan experience is finally complete.
Me: Yes, I do.
NVP: In Japan, we have 4 seasons. Spring, Summer, Autumn, and Winter.
Posted on Wednesday ~ April 9, 2008 3 Comments
Category: 滋賀, Stupid School Stories, Neehawn
Over the weekend, I stayed in Shiga. This meant that since I wasn’t escaping with my body, I had to escape WITH MY MIND!! With the help of amazon.co.jp, I leaped into literature and spent my Saturday and Sunday with “Jumper” by Steven Gould. On Saturday night, I was up late reading when I realized I had forgotten to brush my teeth. After navigating through my pitch black apartment to the bathroom I was struck with memories of my house in Viriginia. I haven’t really known any other place I’ve lived well enough(nor have they been big enough) to navigate decent distances quickly in the dark, but here I was, doing it in Japan. And that really bugged me. Up until a month before JET, I always had my house in Virginia to return to. My first year at Rutgers I lived in Davidson C, second year was in Thomas, then I enjoyed a perfect year at Ritsumeikan International House II. My fourth year at Rutgers saw me change residence 3 times before graduation. Amazing. I’ve been living in my apartment in Santou for a year and eight months. Holy crap. That’s the longest I’ve lived somewhere outside of my house in Virginia. So it seems I’m used to living in Santou. Despite the fact I hate it. 不思議な感じ。
Posted on Monday ~ March 31, 2008 1 Comment
Category: 滋賀, Extracurricular Activities
Since mid-February it’s been snowing with a vengeance quite regularly. These are some pictures of Santou being punished(justly) by the mighty demons of winter. THE END!
Outside of Oak Field Junior High. The groundskeeper did her best to defend the parking lot, but there’s not a lot one woman can do against the fury of nature.
Behind Big East. The snow actually masks what a wretched hive of scum and villainy it is.
Out front of Big East. The “ground” as they call it.
Valiant station employees practicing futility.
On the way out the station…
That’s my car in Shiga Bank’s parking lot. There was no way I was driving out, so I walked back to my apartment.
The roads of Santou. Empty.
No matter the season, it cracks me up that they messed up this sign when they have 6+ native English speakers on payroll.
This is how I like Santou best. Hidden from view.
The tree in front of Lucci Plaza. How nice!
I went out later that day to a wedding party. I had to walk because my car was still stuck. The storm had resumed!!
Blizzards don’t show up in pictures well.
The streets of Hikone are quite a bit nicer than Santou.
Posted on Wednesday ~ February 27, 2008 5 Comments
Category: 滋賀, Extracurricular Activities, Neehawn
Virginia went for Obama. Makes me proud to be a ginnyman. All aboard the HOPETRAIN, everybody!
Posted on Wednesday ~ February 13, 2008 4 Comments
Category: Fruits of Boredom, Neehawn, Amerikaland
On top of my recent lack of luck in love, I was just informed today that the principal of Big East had called up Oak Field to demand that I return there three days a week. This will be effective starting next week. Some people are going to get a firm talking to at Big East on Friday. Even if I can’t win this, I’m not going to lose quietly.
Posted on Wednesday ~ February 6, 2008 No Comments
Category: 滋賀, Stupid School Stories, Neehawn
I got to the Big East Center for Substandard Intermediate Education today to find a note with my schedule on it. It read: 1st Period - 1C text book Oh my! What a nice surprise! I knew that the 3rd year students were doing kendo today, and that I was invited to come when I was free, but never did I expect my schedule to be cleared out to let me help out. After 1st period, I popped back to my apartment to change into my uniform and get my armor and bidness before rushing back to school. I then enjoyed the rest of the day helping out with the gym classes in a largely benign role. I still enjoyed it more than reading from a damned textbook though. Frequent readers may remember mention of a math teacher I call “Gundam”. He also does kendo and was also helping out with today’s classes. In each of the three classes I helped with today, there were several students who pointed out to Gundam that I looked quite a bit cooler than he did. This seemed to annoy Gundam. I think he likes me even less now. Haw. Suck it Gundam, you’re a dork and that’s why I call you Gundam. The best part of today was rocking a skirt and hoodie all day. Some kids said I should even teach class like that. I laughed. I don’t teach class here, sillies.
2nd Period - Kendo
4th Period - Kendo
5th Period - Kendo
Posted on Friday ~ February 1, 2008 1 Comment
Category: 滋賀, Stupid School Stories, New Jersey